CORE SUBJECTS
Hop Hog, Biggie, Smalls and War Hog are our primary test subjects. Caught in the wild, these feral creatures were brought into our laboratories for testing and experimentation, tamed by our brave and remarkable team of brewers and scientists. Housing them in our array of laboratories, we subjected them to a battery of atomic and cosmic rays, spliced them with alien DNA, and rebuilt them as cybernetics, all to brew the beers of tomorrow! The beers for you to enjoy today!
