REPORT: Project BIGGIE is our radioactive experiment. A creature we’ve fed with spent fuel rods and radioactive tropical waste. Over the course of our experiments the subject has mutated into something juicy, tropical, resinous. Agents report when in the vicinity of the subject, your body staticises and displaces — your shadow lingering on the reactor floor. Please advise.

A project overseen by the FERAL DEPARTMENT OF HEAVY BREWING and the FERAL DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY